Mutant Pizza

PANEL ONE
Tight on Cat’s eyes.
CAT: I have entered the next stage of technologically forced evolution, because my phone now has…

PANEL TWO
Cat holds up their phone with an app called chkn.ai booted up.
CAT: AI!!

PANEL THREE
Dog sits against the tree.
DOG: When most people say AI, they’re typically talking about rudimentary language learning models that scour the Internet, which is full of misinformation, and combine bad info into an even more inaccurate response.

PANEL FOUR
Cat holds their phone out.
CAT: Shut up, nerd, and ask it a question.
DOG: Okay…what species am I?
AI: I don’t know, a chicken or something.

PANEL FIVE
Cat has walked over to Dog’s side of the tree, still holding their phone out.
DOG: See? Totally inaccurate.
CAT: No, that’s pretty spot on. See, the AI isn’t responding to your physical form, rather your spiritual form. Your spirit is that of a chicken.
DOG: Whatever you say. Hey AI, what species is this cat that’s holding your phone.
AI: I don’t know…a chicken or something.

PANEL SIX
Cat crushes their phone like a soda can.
DOG (OFF PANEL): You’re right, it’s totally—
CAT: This thing is busted. Hey, what’s today’s date and IF YOU SAY CHICKEN, I’LL END YOU!

PANEL SEVEN
Close up of the phone, dented inward and screen cracked.
AI: I don’t know, a good day for chickens or something.

PANEL EIGHT
Cat throws their phone.
CAT: Nyeh!

THE END