Mutant Pizza

PANEL ONE
Glott, a goblin dressed in traditional goblin attire, and Terry, in a polo shirt and lavender shorts, sit under the Oak Tree.

TERRY:
You know, we could’ve found literally any other spot to hang out. You didn’t have to rudely eject that cat and dog from this tree.

PANEL TWO
Glott looks peeved.

GLOTT:
Where’s your goblin spirit?! We take what we want, from whomever we want, and I wanted this spot.

PANEL THREE
Terry leans against the tree.

TERRY:
I’m just saying you could’ve had a reasonable conversation with them.

PANEL FOUR
Glott is put off.

GLOTT:
A what?! I don’t even know what that means. Man, Terry, that job as a lickspittle has made you soft.

PANEL FIVE
Glott lays against the tree, Terry turns a bit in Glott’s direction.

TERRY:
I work in marketing, Glott.

GLOTT:
We’re saying the same thing.

THE END.