Mutant Pizza

PANEL ONE
Glott and Terry sit under the tree. Glott plays a pink handheld gaming console.

GLOTT:
These games are primitive compared to goblin standards.

TERRY:
Where’d you get that new console?

PANEL TWO
Glott gestures flippantly with the console.

GLOTT:
I pillaged it from that chump cat before I pillaged those dorkus’ butts with my foot.

PANEL THREE
Terry looks sad and disappointed.
TERRY:
So you stole it.

PANEL FOUR
Close on Glott, his eyes alit with sword and moneybag.
GLOTT:
“Stole?” Goblins don’t “steal,” we pillage. When did you lose the terrible little hell-raising boy inside with big dreams of plundering and looting the world?

PANEL FIVE
Glott cocks his head sideways as Terry explains himself with raised pointer finger.

TERRY:
College. Around sophomore year.

THE END.