Mutant Pizza

PANEL ONE
Glott and Terry sit under the tree, Glott draped in an MLM flag.

GLOTT:
Happy Pride!

PANEL TWO
Terry smiles over at Glott.

TERRY:
Glott, you celebrate Pride? I’ve known you since we were lil’ goblings and this is the first time you’ve opened up to me about this…or anything personal about you, really.

PANEL THREE
Close on Glott with a tear in his eye.

GLOTT:
Damn right I celebrate Pride. Loud and proud, baby! And anybody who doesn’t like it can rot in Goblin Hell; which, as you know, is an underworld dimension reserved specifically for goblin jerks.

PANEL FOUR
Glott holds out an arm, admiring his flag cape.

TERRY (OFF-PANEL):
Glott, I’m proud of you! It’s good to hear you talk about love instead of pillaging.

PANEL FIVE
Glott holds the flag out in front of him, Terry has his head in his hands.

GLOTT:
Then I guess you don’t want to hear about me pillaging this flag. The guy was all “four dollars” and I was like “more like five finger discount!”

TERRY:
Oh boy.

THE END.