Mutant Pizza

PANEL ONE
Glott and Terry sit under the tree. Glott is surrounded by valuable gold stuff.

TERRY: THAT’S A LOT OF LOOT, GLOTT.

GLOTT: YES IT IS, THANK YOU FOR NOTICING.

PANEL TWO
Terry points a finger in Glott’s general direction.

TERRY: LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, HOW MUCH PLUNDER ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE TO STEAL TO MAKE YOU FEEL SATISFIED?

PANEL THREE
Glott joyously showers the ground in gold coins.

GLOTT: OH I DON’T KNOW, TERRY, HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO SUCKER PEOPLE INTO BUYING THINGS THEY DON’T NEED FOR YOU TO FEEL SATISFIED? UNO REVERSO!

PANEL FOUR
Terry waves a disgruntled arm out from one side of the tree.

TERRY: WHAT YOU DO AND WHAT I DO ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS. I HAVE A REAL JOB. I GO TO WORK, I GET A PAYCHECK. THEN I COME HOME AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU KICK DOWN MY DOOR AND STEAL ALL OF MY HARD-EARNED MONEY.

PANEL FIVE
Glott and Terry underneath the tree.

GLOTT: HARD-EARNED? YOU GIVE PRESENTATIONS FOR A LIVING.

TERRY: OKAY, SOFT-EARNED MONEY. BUT IT STILL STANDS THAT ALL YOU DO IS TAKE FROM OTHERS WHO ACTUALLY WORK.

GLOTT: HEY, IT’S HARD WORK PILLAGING AND WHATNOT…WHEN THEY FIGHT BACK, AT LEAST.

THE END.