Mutant Pizza

PANEL ONE
Glott and Terry sit under the tree.

GLOTT: MAN, I’M GOING THROUGH SOMETHING!
TODAY, I HAD THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE SOMEONE’S EVERY POSSESSION WHEN THEY WEREN’T LOOKING…BECAUSE I PUT A BAG OVER THEIR HEAD. BUT WHEN I WENT TO PUT THEIR SMALL APPLIANCES IN MY SMALL APPLIANCES PILLAGING SACK, I HESITATED.

TERRY: DO YOU THINK YOU’VE GOTTEN BORED OF PILLAGING?

PANEL TWO
The tree silently judges this conversation with its silent, judgey eyes. (Yes, the tree has eyes in this webcomic. No mouth, though.)

GLOTT: BORED?! HOW COULD I GET BORED OF PILLAGING? IT’S ALL I KNOW. I’VE LOVED IT EVER SINCE I TOOK SOME CHUMP’S TOYS BACK WHEN I WAS A BABY.

TERRY: THOSE WERE MY TOYS, AND YOU STILL HAVEN’T GIVEN THEM BACK!

GLOTT: HA HA, YEA.
WOW, NOT EVEN NOSTALGIA BRINGS ME JOY. MAYBE I AM GETTING BORED. IT HURTS JUST TO ADMIT. TERRY, WHAT DO I DO?

PANEL THREE
TERRY: WELL, WHENEVER I’M SUFFERING BURNOUT, I TAKE A VACATION.
TIME AWAY, EVEN FROM SOMETHING YOU LOVE DOING, CAN HELP YOU RESET.

Glott looks disgusted by Terry’s suggestion.

GLOTT: I DON’T WANT TO DO THAT, WHAT ELSE YA GOT?

PANEL FOUR
Terry ponders, hand to chin.

TERRY: ALL RIGHT, SOMETIMES BAD FEELINGS ABOUT YOUR JOB CAN STEM FROM YOUR CONSCIENCE REJECTING ASPECTS OF THE WORK.

TERRY (CONT): IT’S POSSIBLE THAT YOU’RE EXPERIENCING GUILT BASED ON NEWFOUND MORALS.

PANEL FIVE
My, how Glott cackles at the funny joke Terry has told.

GLOTT: MY CON…SCIENCE? -AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE END.