PANEL ONECat plays on their handheld console. Dog reads. CAT:I developed a video game! DOG:Wow! That’s a huge accomplishment. Congratulations! PANEL TWOCat raises a finger as they make a point. CAT:Yes, you are correct to shower me with accolades. My game will be a smash hit and make me billions. Yup, it’s all finally coming…

PANEL ONECat plays on her phone, Dog reads, both sitting against the tree. CAT:What do you think happens to us when we die? DOG:Y-You’re asking me for my thoughts on death? You’ve never cared about my thoughts…on anything. PANEL TWOCat waves their hand toward Dog. CAT:If you’re going to make a big deal about it,…

PANEL ONECat gawks at their phone under the tree. CAT:Oh, these new skins are siiiiiiiiiiiii- PANEL TWODog sits under the tree. DOG:Yeah, I’ve been meaning to talk…to you… CAT (CONT, OFF PANEL):-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- PANEL THREEDog looks perturbed. CAT (CONT, OFF PANEL):-iiiiiiiiiick. DOG:…about that. PANEL FOURDog looks down at their foreign and new paws. DOG:Not that I…

PANEL ONEDog reads a clear book because the artist forgot to color it. DOG:Easter’s this Sunday. PANEL TWOCat surveys the landscape. CAT:Oh yeah, that’s right! Where’s that mouth breather Jerome with my chocolate eggs? PANEL THREECat ever-diligently searches. DOG:You mean that rabbit who has a crush on you? CAT:He is my peon. PANEL FOURA bunny…