A mutated slice of pizza, with disgustingly snot-green cheese and octopus arms shooting out of the back of it. The pizza has pepperoni, mushroom, green olives, and mutated eyeballs for toppings. It's a Mutant Pizza not a Tasty Pizza, what did you expect?

Mutant Pizza Shop

Gander at my wares. I’ve got a lil’ something for…well not everyone because that would be ridiculous, but for some people. I’ve got a lil’ something for some people.


Board Games

All designed and illustrated by yours truly. Games you can play, or just stare at. But you should play them, really.

Color Space

$25

2 players
30 mins

Play as Space, moving tiles to create an ever-shifting hostile environment, or as the Cadets to move around on top of the tiles and collect resources. This is a strategy game for two players.
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Nine Muses

$2 (Print & play only)

2-4 players
30 mins

Call the power of the muses of Ancient Greece as you compete with your rivals to become one of the great philosophers.
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Books

I poured my heart and soul into writing these stories. Not literally, of course, as I need my heart for blood migration and my soul for astral projecting to attend freaky parties in the astral realm.

Transfiguration

$10 – $14

A collection of fourteen scifi and weird fiction stories. Transfiguration is the act of changing the body metaphysically into a new form. Although the term has religious origins, these stories are about people who undergo drastic transformations into new beings, and people who cross paths with transfigured beings.
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Fires Under the Great Neural Sky

$6 – $10

A collection of 75 Existentialist poems, broken up into sections based around the seven pillars of Existentialist philosophy.
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