PANEL ONEGlott and Terry sit under the tree, Glott draped in an MLM flag. GLOTT:Happy Pride! PANEL TWOTerry smiles over at Glott. TERRY:Glott, you celebrate Pride? I’ve known you since we were lil’ goblings and this is the first time you’ve opened up to me about this…or anything personal about you, really. PANEL THREEClose on…

PANEL ONEGlott and Terry sit under the tree.GLOTT:Change is for the weak. The strong persist. TERRY:Change is inevitable. You can’t stop the ocean currents or the rising tide. PANEL TWOGlott pumps a righteous fist, ambition in their eyes. GLOTT:Challenge accepted. I’m going to do both of those things, just you watch. I’m going to get…

PANEL ONEGlott and Terry sit under the tree. Glott plays a pink handheld gaming console. GLOTT:These games are primitive compared to goblin standards. TERRY:Where’d you get that new console? PANEL TWOGlott gestures flippantly with the console. GLOTT:I pillaged it from that chump cat before I pillaged those dorkus’ butts with my foot. PANEL THREETerry looks…

PANEL ONEGlott, a goblin dressed in traditional goblin attire, and Terry, in a polo shirt and lavender shorts, sit under the Oak Tree. TERRY:You know, we could’ve found literally any other spot to hang out. You didn’t have to rudely eject that cat and dog from this tree. PANEL TWOGlott looks peeved. GLOTT:Where’s your goblin…