PANEL ONEDog kneels under the tree in anguish.DOG: God is dead! PANEL TWOCat sits against the tree, looking at her phone.CAT: RIP. Ooooh, is this an unsolved murder? I love a good ol’ fashioned who-done-it. PANEL THREEClose up of Cat.CAT: So…who done it? PANEL FOURDog dramatically raises a mournful fist.DOG: It was us! We killed…